so, i burnt the bacon....

want to know more, like why am i cooking bacon? how did i burn it? of course you do...even if you don't, you're gonna get it...

so, i burnt the bacon b/c i haven't yet learned to cook things on low, not high....sigh....now i've gotta go out and buy more bacon cause it's a main ingredient in the soup i am making...sigh...and while i'm out, i'll have to buy cigarettes too...to get over this bacon burning thing...