I got Steve to take my measurements today. I thought I would be happy with the results, but in the end they've made me miserable. *sigh*
The first number is today and the number in brackets is from April 1 of this year.
Chest -- 50 (47.5)
Waist -- 48 (48)
Hips -- 51.5 (49.5)
Arms -- 15 (15)
Thighs -- 29.5
I'm not even going to comment. I'm just putting these numbers there so I have a record of what's been happening with my body.

I got S to measure me tonight. I haven't done that in a while and I thought it might make me happier then the scale did.
It wasn't pretty.
Here they are though. The first number is today and the number in brackets is from January, 2006 when I started this blog.
Chest -- 49.5 (47.5)
Waist -- 48 (50)
Hips -- 49.5 (51.5)
Arms -- 15 (15)
Thighs -- 27 (26)
Okay this is the down-low. In January, 2006 I was 190 inches. Today, April 1, 2007 I am 190 inches. What does this mean? I'm not sure, but I like that better then the 3 pound fucking gain.